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I'm Jess. 16. U.S. Read a lot more than I should. Some favorite things are:
Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, How to Train Your Dragon, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Tim Burton movies, All Time Low, Brand New, Arctic Monkeys, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, too many books to count, and many more things.
Thanks for looking at my blog.

yech00la:

baskintheafterglow:

buzzfeed:

Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.

Looking at them is like finally getting glasses

right ^

hkirkh:

godotal:

Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

Clearly those gators made that sign themselves.

hkirkh:

godotal:

Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

Clearly those gators made that sign themselves.

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

tahthetrickster:

image

i cant believe this

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

carryonmy-assbutt:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my life has been a lie

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

Spotlight Series: Jaime and Arianna

The Next Family has been featuring same-sex parents in our Spotlight Campaign, a collection of interviews, photos, and stories of beautiful LGBT families throughout the U.S. 

do-not-feed-the-animal:

Hello. I’m Kayla. On June 9th, I got in an argument with a member of Westboro Baptist Church outside of my states PrideFest regarding my lesbian mothers. This man (seen in the photograph) made the statement that all homosexuals are child molesters and rapists. I mentioned that both of my mothers have careers that are meant to help children, one is a special education teacher, and the other works at Sexual Assault Treatment Center. Once he heard that my mom works at SATC, he immediately scoffed and said “you’re mother is a whore, a bitch, and she’s the one who puts those kids in a treatment center for raped kids.”

And then that was the moment I decided to dump my entire camelback water bottle onto his head, megaphone, and ridiculously large religious sign.

(End note, the police officer across the street ignored the mans yells, and gave me a thumbs up)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

Hello. I’m Kayla. On June 9th, I got in an argument with a member of Westboro Baptist Church outside of my states PrideFest regarding my lesbian mothers. This man (seen in the photograph) made the statement that all homosexuals are child molesters and rapists. I mentioned that both of my mothers have careers that are meant to help children, one is a special education teacher, and the other works at Sexual Assault Treatment Center. Once he heard that my mom works at SATC, he immediately scoffed and said “you’re mother is a whore, a bitch, and she’s the one who puts those kids in a treatment center for raped kids.”

And then that was the moment I decided to dump my entire camelback water bottle onto his head, megaphone, and ridiculously large religious sign.

(End note, the police officer across the street ignored the mans yells, and gave me a thumbs up)