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the book nerd.

I'm Jess. 16. US. Read a lot more than I should. Some favorite things are:
John Green books, The Great Gatsby, Welcome to Night Vale, All Time Low, Cats, SuperWhoLock, The Story So Far, American Horror Story, Pierce the Veil, Ed Sheeran, MGMT, Perks of Being a Wallflower, RENT, Edgar Allen Poe, The Wonder Years, The Smiths, Logan Lerman, sleeping, many other things, anything on my blog, and of course this wonderful place.
I follow back. Thanks for looking at my blog.

bakerstreetbabes:

This is the BEST.


lordbossy:

lornrocks:

greeneyedgarnet:

vonmunsterr:

pink-sodaa:

I just died 😳

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

^^^^

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

What the hell do they mean “overwheight”. She looks perfectly healthy, and as Cece said: GORGEOUS. Woah.


Apr 23rd at 11AM / via: deep-fried-vagina / op: cineraria / 669,558 notes
cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore


love4my2cats:

How can I read when he’s sleeping on my lap like this :D

love4my2cats:

How can I read when he’s sleeping on my lap like this :D


objectifications:

wAS SPY KIDS 2 EVEN REAL OMG 


laurajanegrace:

what a gem what a pearl beyond rubies is laura jane grace

laurajanegrace:

what a gem what a pearl beyond rubies is laura jane grace


aphrodisy:

I screamed


Apr 23rd at 11AM / via: deep-fried-vagina / op: nonomella / 92,771 notes

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me


theonewhosawitall:

carryonmy-assbutt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

burningtheheart:

the-cumber-collective:

fahrlight:

*manic laughter*

one down, twenty more to go


*coughs*

*coughs*

found Misha’s

also one of them is already dead


what a wonderful world we live in

theonewhosawitall:

carryonmy-assbutt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

burningtheheart:

the-cumber-collective:

fahrlight:

*manic laughter*

one down, twenty more to go

image

*coughs*

image

*coughs*

found Misha’s

also one of them is already dead

what a wonderful world we live in


nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all


louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes



thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives


thatfunnyblog:

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

thatfunnyblog:

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…


lolsomeone-actually:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


*BIRTH CONTROL*

lolsomeone-actually:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

*BIRTH CONTROL*